Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Steak and BJ day?

A friend asked if I had plans for Friday, March 14. If you're clueless to the significance of the date (as I was), March 14 is one month after Valentine's Day. Some guy is trying to start a new holiday for men since women have a strong hold on Valentine's Day.

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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.


Visit the site for steak recipes.

What if your man is a vegetarian?? Go straight to the BJ part?


Anonymous said...

heh hope you and your old friend are having fun.. otherwise if you're free i'm still around today *wink* *wink* ;D


prez said...

Put this man's face on Mount Rushmore! A true American hero!

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? That's like having a "Brush Your Teeth Day" or a "Take A Shower Day." They don't need special days because they should be daily occurrences! Besides, March 14 is already National Pi Day (don't pretend you didn't know that, NERD!).
3.14159265... you know the rest =)


Jeremy said...

Ewwwww that dude's idea is disgusting. JC, how do you come across such things?! Anyways, the candy companies in Japan already beat him to it, and invented White Day a month after Valentine's. Valentine's is when a girl is supposed to buy chocolates for her guy. White Day is when a guy buys marshmallow candies for his gal.

Anonymous said...

hmm national pi day? it just occured to me.. isn't that the same day as enstien's birthday

Megan D said...

March 14 is Pi Day!! 3.14159...
this is really your blog??
cool :)