Monday, July 9, 2007

you think YOU'RE so smart?

If YOU'RE going to slip a note like this though the crack in my car window, at least proof-read it first, better yet don't assume that I live there! Now, not only are you a stuck-up Menlo Parkian with no life except to be a parking Nazi, but you are dumb, too. Maybe if YOUR dumb city had sidewalks there would be no confusion of where YOUR driveway starts and ends.

for men who can't decide between T&A....

... now you don't have to decide! Soon men may be able to enjoy both T&A in one. Through an experimental procedure called "Celution" women can have stem cells extracted from butt-fat (or tummy-fat) and placed in the chest to grow boobs.