If you're an unmarried Asian woman over the age of 30, I'm sure you're also "getting it" from your mom about how you should be married with at least one child by now. But if your mom isn't doing her Asian-mom-duties, then fear not! If you're dating a winner, simply go and get a marriage bra from Japan! It'll be a gentle nudge for you honey. If you're not dating, make sure to keep your mom away from seeing ads for the marriage bra lest you want to risk receiving one as your next gift.
It was a beautiful Sunday morning in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. The sun was out, the sky was blue, and the temperature was warm. I was enjoying my post-run high and dutifully doing my stretches after finishing my half marathon. During one of my stretches on the lawn, through unfortunate timing, I was suddenly faced with an one-eyed "peeper" from a male runner's short shorts, a short distance from me. He was also sitting on the lawn stretching his legs. How he did not notice that he was hanging out for the world to see is beyond me. And how he was able to run 13.1 miles without "support" is also beyond me. Anyway, the scene inspired the theme for this blog entry.
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So there I am in the locker room getting ready to change into my swimsuit for some laps before work. I pull out my goggles, swim cap, and swimsuit from my locker and place them on the bench. I strip down to my birthday suit and stuff my clothes into my locker. I look over to the bench where my swimsuit should have been, but it's not there! I look for it all around me - under the bench, in my locker, in my backpack, but can't find it anywhere! As I put my hands on my hips in exasperation, I feel a layer of nylon/spandex between my hands and my hips. Oh. Yeah.
Another reminder of getting old... who else remembers this "flash" (haha, pun intended) from the past?