OH MY GOODNESS!

Ok, break-ups can be difficult to deal with, but ripping out an ex-boyfriend's testicles with bare hands and trying to swallow it? Wow. That woman needs to see a therapist. But then again, depending on the a**hole, a 2.5 year jail sentence may not seem so bad...

Stink no more?

My gas never stinks, but if it ever did, I may consider purchasing a pair of special pantaloons. Hm, my mom's birthday IS coming up... and so is my dad's...

Do your part!

(Especially if you're hot! Hotness must be confirmed by someone other than your significant other)



I think the strategy behind decreasing our dependence on fossil fuels is to ride naked through city streets to make drivers want to stay home.