worst (or best?) parking job ever

Could the owner of this car do a better parking job even if he tried? I got stuck in my parking spot by this a**hole and ended up waiting for him to move his car for over an hour! And of course, this should happen at the time when I needed to be someplace for work. I attempted to take the company truck but all in vain as another coworker had taken the truck with separate set of keys and not signed it out leaving me to circle the huge parking lot for over half an hour looking for the truck that was not there. ARGH people!


Blocked in from the side. I'm still amazed he was able to get out without touching my car. I give him props for that!




Blocked in from the front.

From swimmer's itch to road rash

Does it ever stop? If it's not being attacked by parasites and getting swimmer's itch, it's being the victim of a bad bicyclist's action and getting road rash.

My helmet probably saved me a trip to the ER and probably saved this guy's life!

crazy!

What does a US$20 bill have in common with 9/11? See for yourself! (And let me make a plug for my friends' website, slideshare.net - it's the youtube for slide shows!)



(some people have way too much time on their hands?)

Too fat for sex!

Zoo officials in Thailand claim that their male panda is too fat to have sex (331 lbs!) and have placed him on a restrictive bamboo leaves only diet. They tried sparking romance between him and his partner by holding a mock wedding and are toying with showing them panda porn! (I bet some people are wishing there was a human version of this where you could send your significant other to slim down and re-spark some romance) I say leave him alone... maybe he's gay! But to be fair maybe his partner has let loose and doesn't groom herself like she used to or stopped caring whether she has bad bamboo breath or not when she's around him.

Or maybe zoo officials should get in touch with these Russian doctors! They surgically removed a man's penis (he had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked, 2.5 inches long and lacked a scrotum), attached the penis to his arm (where it grew to 6.5 inches), and reattached it to his groin! Hm, that should help spark some baby-panda-making-sex!

Happy New Year!

Back from a trip to Romania, with pit stops in Vancouver and Amsterdam. Check out some photos on the left side bar link. Don't worry, I didn't post as many pictures as I did for my Peru trip (1200+)... and I didn't post a dozen photos of the same flower taken from 10 different angles and zooms (maybe I would have, but the snow would have covered up any flowers if there were any, that is).

The Japanese are so fascinating! If they're not studying to pass a chopsticks skills test to get into school they are dressed in bikinis while riding bull-machines and throwing cream pies at each other. Where can I get one of those bull riders? I hear they are now being used as exercise machines.

Yes, my birthday is coming up, but please... don't get me this! I don't need any more distractions while making deposits.

Big men needed

Spray on latex condoms? By 2008, this company plans to "roll out" a new spray-on condom that would be tailor made for all penis sizes. You stick your willie into a can, push a button, and bam! you're ready to go! Guys, go check out their website and sign up as a condom tester.


Ever wondered what your gas would look like if you could see it?

that's what I call dedication

A note to all you men out there, take a lesson from this guy's book. He went to the doctor's to have his penis cut off after breaking up with his girlfriend and then seeing her with another man. That's my people!