for men who can't decide between T&A....

... now you don't have to decide! Soon men may be able to enjoy both T&A in one. Through an experimental procedure called "Celution" women can have stem cells extracted from butt-fat (or tummy-fat) and placed in the chest to grow boobs.

OH MY GOODNESS!

Ok, break-ups can be difficult to deal with, but ripping out an ex-boyfriend's testicles with bare hands and trying to swallow it? Wow. That woman needs to see a therapist. But then again, depending on the a**hole, a 2.5 year jail sentence may not seem so bad...

Stink no more?

My gas never stinks, but if it ever did, I may consider purchasing a pair of special pantaloons. Hm, my mom's birthday IS coming up... and so is my dad's...

Do your part!

(Especially if you're hot! Hotness must be confirmed by someone other than your significant other)



I think the strategy behind decreasing our dependence on fossil fuels is to ride naked through city streets to make drivers want to stay home.

worst (or best?) parking job ever

Could the owner of this car do a better parking job even if he tried? I got stuck in my parking spot by this a**hole and ended up waiting for him to move his car for over an hour! And of course, this should happen at the time when I needed to be someplace for work. I attempted to take the company truck but all in vain as another coworker had taken the truck with separate set of keys and not signed it out leaving me to circle the huge parking lot for over half an hour looking for the truck that was not there. ARGH people!


Blocked in from the side. I'm still amazed he was able to get out without touching my car. I give him props for that!




Blocked in from the front.

From swimmer's itch to road rash

Does it ever stop? If it's not being attacked by parasites and getting swimmer's itch, it's being the victim of a bad bicyclist's action and getting road rash.

My helmet probably saved me a trip to the ER and probably saved this guy's life!

crazy!

What does a US$20 bill have in common with 9/11? See for yourself! (And let me make a plug for my friends' website, slideshare.net - it's the youtube for slide shows!)



(some people have way too much time on their hands?)