The Kansas City Police Department must be slow if they have time to investigate people shoplifting underwear. But what does it say about the economy if people are shoplifting underwear?
J Forensic Sci. 1998 Jan;43(1):203-4.
Distinguishing between new and slightly worn underwear: a case study.
Booth RF, Lott PF.
Regional Criminalistics Laboratory, Kansas City Missouri Police Department 64108-1535, USA.
This case study relates to a suspect accused of shop-lifting a pair of underwear briefs from a department store. The report presents a method that was used to distinguish between new and used underwear employing both laser examination for biological staining and microscopical examination for thread wear.
If you're at a university and have access to this journal, please please please email me a copy! I'm curious to find out the results!
(link here)
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
All in the name of "scientific research"
Who says scientists are dull? Without the countless hours these admirable researchers spent in a lab, we would be deprived of the many advances and knowledge we take for granted today. For instance...
Know anyone with flatulence issues? Buy a few of these!
And if you think this is just a gimmick, then check out this research article in PubMed (a database of published literature):
Am J Gastroenterol. 2005 Feb;100(2):397-400.
Effectiveness of devices purported to reduce flatus odor.
Ohge H, Furne JK, Springfield J, Ringwala S, Levitt MD.
Minneapolis Veterans Affairs Medical Center, 1 Veterans Drive, Minneapolis, MN 55417, USA.
"OBJECTIVE: A variety of charcoal-containing devices are purported to minimize problems with odoriferous rectal gas; however, the evidence supporting the efficacy of these products is virtually all anecdotal. We objectively evaluated the ability of these devices to adsorb two malodorous, sulfide gases (hydrogen sulfide and methylmercaptan) instilled at the anus. METHODS: Via a tube, 100 ml of nitrogen containing 40 ppm of sulfide gases and 0.5% H(2) was instilled at the anus of six healthy volunteers who wore gas impermeable Mylar pantaloons over their garments. Since H(2) is not adsorbed by charcoal, the fraction of the sulfide gases removed could be determined from the concentration ratio of sulfide gas: H(2) in the pantaloon space relative to the ratio in instilled gas. RESULTS: Measurements with no device in place showed that subjects' garments removed 22.0 +/- 5.3% of the sulfide gases, and results obtained with each device were corrected for this removal. The only product that adsorbed virtually all of the sulfide gases was briefs constructed from an activated carbon fiber fabric. Pads worn inside the underwear removed 55-77% of the sulfide gases. Most cushions were relatively ineffective, adsorbing about 20% of the gases. CONCLUSIONS: The ability of charcoal-containing devices to adsorb odoriferous rectal gases is limited by incomplete exposure of the activated carbon to the gases. Briefs made from carbon fiber are highly effective; pads are less effective, removing 55-77% of the odor; cushions are relatively ineffective."
So the pads aren't as effective as the carbon fiber, but hey 55-77% is not bad. (link here)
"But it was an accident!" Uh huh. Accidental anal intercourse? Is there such a thing? Read on...
J Clin Forensic Med. 2005 Feb;12(1):1-4. Epub 2004 Dec 9.
Accidental anal intercourse: does it really happen?
Norfolk GA.
Stockwood Medical Centre, Hollway Road, Stockwood, Bristol BS14 8PT, UK. guy.norfolk@btinternet.com
"A postal survey was conducted of members of the Association of Forensic Physicians (UK) to determine whether accidental anal intercourse occurs in heterosexual relationships and, if so, whether intoxication by alcohol or drugs and sexual inexperience were likely to be causative factors. Of the 512 (47.9%) replies, there were 498 individuals who had had a previous heterosexual relationship and may have experienced accidental anal intercourse. Of these, there were 26 (7.2%) males and 14 (10.4%) females who reported at least one lifetime episode of accidental anal intercourse. Amongst those with a history of accidental anal intercourse, 79% reported that they were sexually experienced at the time and 83% reported that their partners were sexually experienced. Personal intoxication by alcohol or drugs at the time of accidental anal intercourse was reported by 43%, with 41% reporting that their partners were intoxicated."
(link here)
Find out more riveting research by checking out this site.
Know anyone with flatulence issues? Buy a few of these!
And if you think this is just a gimmick, then check out this research article in PubMed (a database of published literature):
Am J Gastroenterol. 2005 Feb;100(2):397-400.
Effectiveness of devices purported to reduce flatus odor.
Ohge H, Furne JK, Springfield J, Ringwala S, Levitt MD.
Minneapolis Veterans Affairs Medical Center, 1 Veterans Drive, Minneapolis, MN 55417, USA.
"OBJECTIVE: A variety of charcoal-containing devices are purported to minimize problems with odoriferous rectal gas; however, the evidence supporting the efficacy of these products is virtually all anecdotal. We objectively evaluated the ability of these devices to adsorb two malodorous, sulfide gases (hydrogen sulfide and methylmercaptan) instilled at the anus. METHODS: Via a tube, 100 ml of nitrogen containing 40 ppm of sulfide gases and 0.5% H(2) was instilled at the anus of six healthy volunteers who wore gas impermeable Mylar pantaloons over their garments. Since H(2) is not adsorbed by charcoal, the fraction of the sulfide gases removed could be determined from the concentration ratio of sulfide gas: H(2) in the pantaloon space relative to the ratio in instilled gas. RESULTS: Measurements with no device in place showed that subjects' garments removed 22.0 +/- 5.3% of the sulfide gases, and results obtained with each device were corrected for this removal. The only product that adsorbed virtually all of the sulfide gases was briefs constructed from an activated carbon fiber fabric. Pads worn inside the underwear removed 55-77% of the sulfide gases. Most cushions were relatively ineffective, adsorbing about 20% of the gases. CONCLUSIONS: The ability of charcoal-containing devices to adsorb odoriferous rectal gases is limited by incomplete exposure of the activated carbon to the gases. Briefs made from carbon fiber are highly effective; pads are less effective, removing 55-77% of the odor; cushions are relatively ineffective."
So the pads aren't as effective as the carbon fiber, but hey 55-77% is not bad. (link here)
"But it was an accident!" Uh huh. Accidental anal intercourse? Is there such a thing? Read on...
J Clin Forensic Med. 2005 Feb;12(1):1-4. Epub 2004 Dec 9.
Accidental anal intercourse: does it really happen?
Norfolk GA.
Stockwood Medical Centre, Hollway Road, Stockwood, Bristol BS14 8PT, UK. guy.norfolk@btinternet.com
"A postal survey was conducted of members of the Association of Forensic Physicians (UK) to determine whether accidental anal intercourse occurs in heterosexual relationships and, if so, whether intoxication by alcohol or drugs and sexual inexperience were likely to be causative factors. Of the 512 (47.9%) replies, there were 498 individuals who had had a previous heterosexual relationship and may have experienced accidental anal intercourse. Of these, there were 26 (7.2%) males and 14 (10.4%) females who reported at least one lifetime episode of accidental anal intercourse. Amongst those with a history of accidental anal intercourse, 79% reported that they were sexually experienced at the time and 83% reported that their partners were sexually experienced. Personal intoxication by alcohol or drugs at the time of accidental anal intercourse was reported by 43%, with 41% reporting that their partners were intoxicated."
(link here)
Find out more riveting research by checking out this site.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
As If I Need Another Reminder...
If you're an unmarried Asian woman over the age of 30, I'm sure you're also "getting it" from your mom about how you should be married with at least one child by now. But if your mom isn't doing her Asian-mom-duties, then fear not! If you're dating a winner, simply go and get a marriage bra from Japan! It'll be a gentle nudge for you honey. If you're not dating, make sure to keep your mom away from seeing ads for the marriage bra lest you want to risk receiving one as your next gift.
(click here for article)
(click here for article)
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
My eyes!
It was a beautiful Sunday morning in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. The sun was out, the sky was blue, and the temperature was warm. I was enjoying my post-run high and dutifully doing my stretches after finishing my half marathon. During one of my stretches on the lawn, through unfortunate timing, I was suddenly faced with an one-eyed "peeper" from a male runner's short shorts, a short distance from me. He was also sitting on the lawn stretching his legs. How he did not notice that he was hanging out for the world to see is beyond me. And how he was able to run 13.1 miles without "support" is also beyond me. Anyway, the scene inspired the theme for this blog entry.
Ever wonder how condoms are made? Take a factory tour!
For you programming nerds (and I mean that with the utmost respect for all you do), be careful! A simple spelling error can lead to this image seared into your brain...
http://pythong.org/
At least this guy can blame it on the cold temperature for any shrinkage. Make sure to scroll through all the photos.
Ever wonder how condoms are made? Take a factory tour!
For you programming nerds (and I mean that with the utmost respect for all you do), be careful! A simple spelling error can lead to this image seared into your brain...
http://pythong.org/
At least this guy can blame it on the cold temperature for any shrinkage. Make sure to scroll through all the photos.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Warning: Cuteness overload
You are NOT human if, after scrolling through these photos, you don't have a smile on your face.
Sorry about the lack of posts; it's been hectic lately!
Sorry about the lack of posts; it's been hectic lately!
Monday, October 20, 2008
Voter's guide for 2008 Presidential Election!
For those of you who haven't yet decided how you're going to vote in the upcoming election... here's my voter's guide - YOUTUBE style!
See why Obama Girl has a crush, as does most of America, oh sorry, I mean those "elitists" with Obama
Incredible McCain Girl loses it (much like the guy she's advocating for)
Nader? He's running again??
Super Obama Girl to the rescue!
Since when did it become popular to use sex to sell politics??
See why Obama Girl has a crush, as does most of America, oh sorry, I mean those "elitists" with Obama
Incredible McCain Girl loses it (much like the guy she's advocating for)
Nader? He's running again??
Super Obama Girl to the rescue!
Since when did it become popular to use sex to sell politics??
Sunday, September 7, 2008
I'm getting old
So there I am in the locker room getting ready to change into my swimsuit for some laps before work. I pull out my goggles, swim cap, and swimsuit from my locker and place them on the bench. I strip down to my birthday suit and stuff my clothes into my locker. I look over to the bench where my swimsuit should have been, but it's not there! I look for it all around me - under the bench, in my locker, in my backpack, but can't find it anywhere! As I put my hands on my hips in exasperation, I feel a layer of nylon/spandex between my hands and my hips. Oh. Yeah.
Another reminder of getting old... who else remembers this "flash" (haha, pun intended) from the past?
Another reminder of getting old... who else remembers this "flash" (haha, pun intended) from the past?
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Move over Bearded Woman!
Make way for a new medical marvel - Tree Man!
This man, from a remote village in Indonesia, has an extraordinary skin condition: he has root like structures growing out of his body - branches that can grow up to 5cm a year and which protrude from his hands and feet, and welts covering his whole body.
He made a living being part of a freak circus, but with the help of an American dermatologist he attempts to regain his life back.
Click here for pictures of him after an operation.
More videos of the Discovery Channel series "My Shocking Story." (It's a good thing I don't have cable or else I'd be glued to the TV)
This man, from a remote village in Indonesia, has an extraordinary skin condition: he has root like structures growing out of his body - branches that can grow up to 5cm a year and which protrude from his hands and feet, and welts covering his whole body.
He made a living being part of a freak circus, but with the help of an American dermatologist he attempts to regain his life back.
Click here for pictures of him after an operation.
More videos of the Discovery Channel series "My Shocking Story." (It's a good thing I don't have cable or else I'd be glued to the TV)
Monday, August 11, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Importance of ABCs of bike safety
So there I am - smiling as the hot sun beat on my back, feeling the wind roaring in my ears and cooling my face on a glorious sunny Bay Area day. I was happily pedaling along reaching mile 47 of my bike ride from San Francisco to Mountain View with some friends when the unexpected happened! I felt my left foot wobblying around for a minute, but dismissed it as just a need to tighten my cleats to my shoe. Well... I never got to check on it later because suddenly MY FOOT, PEDAL, AND CRANK ALL DETACHED FROM MY BIKE! Whaaaaat?!? Yeah! Uh huh! I know! After getting over the initial shock and horror of what just happened, I saw how comical the situation looked to my friends - me pedaling along with just one foot. I wasn't even sure how I was going to come to a stop since I couldn't land on my left foot with the crank still attached to it. Eventually (after trying not to fall off because I was laughing so hard) I gingerly come to a slow stop, unclipped my right foot and kind of slid off my seat and landed on my right side. We were able to reattach the crank after a bit of detective work.
The crank is supposed to be attached to the rest of the bike like this...
... instead, my shoe was attached to the crank, but the crank not attached to bike...
Lesson learned! For all you bikers out there here's a video clip on the ABC's of bicycle safety.
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The crank is supposed to be attached to the rest of the bike like this...
... instead, my shoe was attached to the crank, but the crank not attached to bike...
Lesson learned! For all you bikers out there here's a video clip on the ABC's of bicycle safety.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
YouTube meets South Park
Watch the video and test your YouTube fandom...
Who's your top internet star?
Who's your top internet star?
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Steak and BJ day?
A friend asked if I had plans for Friday, March 14. If you're clueless to the significance of the date (as I was), March 14 is one month after Valentine's Day. Some guy is trying to start a new holiday for men since women have a strong hold on Valentine's Day.
Taken from http://www.steakandbjday.com/
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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
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Visit the site for steak recipes.
What if your man is a vegetarian?? Go straight to the BJ part?
Taken from http://www.steakandbjday.com/
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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
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Visit the site for steak recipes.
What if your man is a vegetarian?? Go straight to the BJ part?
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Braggart or serious problem?
How many guys would actually "complain" of being in a situation like this guy?
Why would he not tell his girlfriend that her friends are coming on to him? That should put a stop to her girlfriends from dropping by his place.
Why would he not tell his girlfriend that her friends are coming on to him? That should put a stop to her girlfriends from dropping by his place.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Lost!
Friends in southern California - please help! Poor guy lost his heart and needs help finding it! I'm not sure why he would want a broken heart back... I'd rather start with a fresh one.
Another year older??
Haha! Thanks, LM!
Create Your Own GushyGram
Visit MushyGushy.com
(please ignore the "31" - it's a mistake ;-) )
Create Your Own GushyGram
Visit MushyGushy.com
(please ignore the "31" - it's a mistake ;-) )
Thursday, January 31, 2008
yummy!
I pride myself on being adventurous, but let me be the first to admit I'm a wuss when it comes to trying new foods. I came across this video of South Koreans enjoying a delicacy, octopus. *LIVE* I'm not sure I can stomach (ha-ha, pun intended) seeing my food walk off my dinner plate. I know eating live octopus doesn't even start to compare to other delightful delectables people consume, but still, trying to chow down an octopus while it's tentacles are clamoring away in your throat (possibly leading to death) belongs in its own category.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Le-go my Legos!
Happy (belated) 50th birthday, Lego!! I remember playing with these as a kid (in fact, it's the only toy I remember bringing to the U.S. from Sweden). Back then Legos included very basic shapes and you had to use your imagination to create wondrous masterpieces only to tear it down because you needed its pieces for a new work of art. Now they have all kinds of shapes, machinery, and villains.
Here's a funny Lego clip.
Here's a funny Lego clip.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Love cannons
Love Cannons. Think your gun is big enough to fill one of these?
Personally, I need one of these.
And remember, "Stay real! We are all brack people." Scroll through the other images. I love all things Japanese!
Speaking of "brack", check out this video of Mitt Romney attempting to mingle with African-American families at a MLK Jr. parade in Florida. Forget the dogs, who let him out?? And the "bling bling" comment? Really?!?
[I was going to write a blog entry about the US presidential race, but realized that that was going to turn into a 5 page discussion - too serious for this blog. But please, I invite you to invite me for a discussion on the political races over a pear cider or two.]
Personally, I need one of these.
And remember, "Stay real! We are all brack people." Scroll through the other images. I love all things Japanese!
Speaking of "brack", check out this video of Mitt Romney attempting to mingle with African-American families at a MLK Jr. parade in Florida. Forget the dogs, who let him out?? And the "bling bling" comment? Really?!?
[I was going to write a blog entry about the US presidential race, but realized that that was going to turn into a 5 page discussion - too serious for this blog. But please, I invite you to invite me for a discussion on the political races over a pear cider or two.]
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
what to do with a hot frying pan?
This video made possible by our friends at DuPont. Where would we be without Teflon(R)?
(Really, I do have better things to do with my time... I'm just procrastinating)
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